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Do you take all of your own photos? No. For me, it's always a google image search.

Let's use the internet to create a dialogue.

I love you so much that if I was in the Tri-Wizard Tournament Dumbledore would have to come and find you in your bed, put a sleeping charm on you and then sink you down to the bottom of the Hogwarts Lake for me to battle against mermen to rescue you. All because you are the closest thing to my heart.

I love you so much that if I was in the Tri-Wizard Tournament Dumbledore would have to come and find you in your bed, put a sleeping charm on you and then sink you down to the bottom of the Hogwarts Lake for me to battle against mermen to rescue you. All because you are the closest thing to my heart.

— 1 day ago
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I’m new to this, so here goes…
I’m a 72-year-old man looking for a 27-year-old woman
I love laughing and I like going out and staying in. I’m looking for my partner in crime. I like walks in the park, watching movies and going to the pub on Sunday for roast dinner . My life is fab. I just need someone to share it with. I like to stay in with a glass of wine and a DVD. Don’t get in contact if you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. I’m a catch. 

I’m new to this, so here goes…

I’m a 72-year-old man looking for a 27-year-old woman

I love laughing and I like going out and staying in. I’m looking for my partner in crime. I like walks in the park, watching movies and going to the pub on Sunday for roast dinner . My life is fab. I just need someone to share it with. I like to stay in with a glass of wine and a DVD. Don’t get in contact if you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. I’m a catch. 

— 3 days ago
#marie antoinette  #give me oil in my lamp  #sofia coppola  #i went camping and got a pensis infection  #i went cycling and got a terrible vaginal defect  #2 o clock vajazzle  #VAG OUT  #heavy flow and a wide set vagina  #i watched the lights on the harbour  #bed  #i was banned from watching neighbourghs because people shared beds before they were married 
"i have a lot of people view my profile but none of which ever initiate contact. of the ones i initiate contact (nice, thoughtful emails, related to the profile, etc etc) no one ever writes back anyhow - so i just presume that ideally, there’s not anything of interest i’m offering to folks - tis ok, it happens.question is, if someone views your profile does that mean they’re too shy to initiate email but are hoping you’ll email them.”
I wish I could interact with boys like Kristen Dunst.

"i have a lot of people view my profile but none of which ever initiate contact. of the ones i initiate contact (nice, thoughtful emails, related to the profile, etc etc) no one ever writes back anyhow - so i just presume that ideally, there’s not anything of interest i’m offering to folks - tis ok, it happens.

question is, if someone views your profile does that mean they’re too shy to initiate email but are hoping you’ll email them.”

I wish I could interact with boys like Kristen Dunst.

— 3 days ago with 4 notes
#kirsten dunst  #kristen stewart  #online dating  #online dating makes me cry  #go pro  #Glasgow School of Art  #marie antoinette  #french revolution  #cake  #let them eat cake  #mum said i need to take down syndrome off my dating profile list of attributes  #boyfreind  #dsylexia 
If I weren’t a gay boy I would like to be an unhappy but beautiful sister.

If I weren’t a gay boy I would like to be an unhappy but beautiful sister.

— 3 days ago with 1 note
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I try to emulate that kinda quirky yet date-able type of gal.
She were great in Batman

I try to emulate that kinda quirky yet date-able type of gal.

She were great in Batman

— 3 days ago
#kristen dunst  #elizabethtown  #orlando bloom  #spirdem  #upside down kiss  #kiss  #love  #heavy flow and a wide set vagina  #dungeons and dragons  #dungarees  #pokémon  #plates 
The yogic practice of breathing through alternate nostrils is recommended because it “allows both sides of the brain to function optimally” as “your nose is directly linked to your brain”. MENTAL.

The yogic practice of breathing through alternate nostrils is recommended because it “allows both sides of the brain to function optimally” as “your nose is directly linked to your brain”. MENTAL.

— 3 days ago
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