It is a pleasure to bring to you all the work of Asdeepastheocean’s intern-poet, Kelsey Grammar. Like trying to finish a take away - you just have to see it to the end - you cant eat it the next day cause you’ll just get diarrhea from the re-heated rice. I like my take away with a pinch of salt.
And I thought oo that was nice,
thats was a little treat.
Washing myself is usually a bit of a bore, taken after my porridge and before I get too involved with Jezza Kyle it’s just part of morning routine.
A few days ago I was having a shower but something new happened.
I washed my hair, normal; then went to the face area and washed that, I use this tee tree stuff from body shop – it’s good. I repeated this hair to body method and washed my hair with conditioner and my body with this tee tree body wash – also from body shop – also good.
When washing my body I have this method of rubbing my hands around my boobs so the soap lathers up, when frothy I move this action to my pitts and the down my body until I reach my pubic area.
I have a little fiddle here and clean my duda and private areas, it was here that I felt a starnge feeling; not the usual one but a new one; it was coming from my bum hole and it was a feeling that I have never felt before, it wasn’t painful or that pleasurable; it was just a new sensation.
I fiddled around this area as I wanted to find the reason for this new sensation that I can describe as a nice but weird feeling, I ended up grabbing a piece of hair; it wasn’t a pubic hair but a longer piece of hair that must of fallen of my head whilst washing it earlier in the shower, it had somehow manage to secrete its way into my bum hole, as I started pulling it out I felt that weird but nice feeling stir up again.